In a new twist in the placenta saga, The Sun are reporting that the ‘mysterious horse doctor ‘ that treated Robin Van Persie as well as a host of other Premiership footballers, is on the run from Serbian authorities.

Apparently, Marijana Kovacevic, a doctor who massages injuries with horse placenta, does not have the correct licences, is refusing to co-operate with the police and health inspectors, and is also being investigated by tax officers because her company is not officially registered. Maybe hold off on booking that placenta massage for a bit.

[The Sun]