‘Bend the knees’. Classic. The anti-banter between Rooney and co-presenter Ansah was electric as the second series of Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker came to a dramatic close, ending its mercifully short three episode run. Bless him, it’s not Wayne’s fault he’s the least natural presenter of all time. In a bonus video after the break, see how Wayne went for an attempt to see how many times he could say ‘you’se’ in one speech to impressionable children.

Well done to that Ashley kid as well, she deserved it. We love how she described winning the prestigious title of ‘Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker’ as just her ‘last chance to get World Cup tickets’.

Wayne Rooney's Street Striker 2 was on Sundays at 6pm on Sky One. Keep an eye out for repeats.