Real Madrid have already won the first 'Clasico' of the season, as Karim Benzema faced off against Xavi Hernandez in an online game of FIFA 10 on the Playstation 3, with webcams set up to see each other play. Benzema’s Madrid ran out 3-0 winners with a hat trick from Cristiano Ronaldo in the second half. Is there any chance of that scoreline coming true on Sunday? Benzema sure hopes so.
"It was just a video game, but I would love for the outcome to be the same on the pitch. I practiced a little yesterday. This game is much more real than the last version."
‘Bend the knees’. Classic. The anti-banter between Rooney and co-presenter Ansah was electric as the second series of Wayne Rooney’s Street Striker came to a dramatic close, ending its mercifully short three episode run. Bless him, it’s not Wayne’s fault he’s the least natural presenter of all time. In a bonus video after the break, see how Wayne went for an attempt to see how many times he could say ‘you’se’ in one speech to impressionable children.
Konami have brought PES to the iPhone with the release of iPES on the App Store. Don’t get too excited, it’s not a game, but an app that keeps users up to date with PES news, the PES Blog and the PES league, as well as letting users play quizzes, watch ‘What Happens Next?’ videos and ‘Goal of the Month’ replays – all of which are pretty lame this month, incidentally.
There’s some kind of PES 2010 card trading system in there as well, with everything you do in the app earning you points to spend on new cards that you can swap with friends. iPES is available for free on the App Store now, for the full press release from Konami and screenshots, read more…
The new DLC for PES 2010 is available to download now on PS3, 360 and PC. Team rosters have finally been updated and some player appearances have been improved. More details on the update after the break.
In a new twist in the placenta saga, The Sun are reporting that the ‘mysterious horse doctor ‘ that treated Robin Van Persie as well as a host of other Premiership footballers, is on the run from Serbian authorities.
Apparently, Marijana Kovacevic, a doctor who massages injuries with horse placenta, does not have the correct licences, is refusing to co-operate with the police and health inspectors, and is also being investigated by tax officers because her company is not officially registered. Maybe hold off on booking that placenta massage for a bit.
"The replay, I'll do it when you want on a Playstation."
Patrice Evra
That's a burn.
In a week where everybody had something to say about Henry's blatant cheating, Pat's interview with L'Equipe gave us our favourite post-handball quote, narrowly beating out efforts from Roy Keane and Eric Cantona. Suggesting that France should build a statue of Henry wasn't bad either. Watch out for O'Shea in training Pat.
No one does tough love like Roy, but this press conference takes it to a whole new level. We could be imagining it, but it's almost as if he bears some kind of grudge against the FIA...
After watching the shocking controversy unfold as France took on the Republic of Ireland on Wednesday night, we just had to get one thing off our chest... Doesn't Aiden McGeady look like that Eoin McLove off Father Ted?
PES 2010 will finally be updated on Tuesday 24th November with DLC that "enhances a number of elements in the full game and also revises the club team rosters in line with those of all current transfers, all major transfers made after the game was completed will be rectified". Full press release after the break.